Saturday, September 8, 2007

Scams by Email - 3 more

Here are 3 more wonderful little scams by e-mail modeled on the Nigerian scams. These offer mone money than I could ever dream of owning. I can hardly wait tro collect.

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Hi,
Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before
making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by
virtue of its nature.I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer
deal involving twenty million us dollars (US$20M).This fund has been
stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the
International Commercial Bank of Ghana which I am the manager. I have
already submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2007 to
my head office here in Accra-Ghana and they will never know of this
excess. I have since then, placed this amount on a Non-Investment Account
without a beneficiary.
Upon your response, I will configure your name on our database as
holder of the Non-Investment Account. I will then guide you on how to apply
to my head office for the Account Closure/ bank-to-bank remittance of
the funds to your designated bank account.

If you concur with this proposal, I intend for you to retain 30% of the
funds while 70% shall be for me.
Kindly forward your response to: georgemensah_8@myway.com

With Regards,
George mensah
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OFFICE THE PRESIDENCY
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT DEPT
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB
ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT
/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR
PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU
IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
OFFICIALS IN THE BANK IN ALL YOUR ATTEMPTS TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF
YOUR FUND. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT HAS TO STOP IF YOU
WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION
TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT
CENTER {ASIA PACIFIC}, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT
OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA CHIEF (UMARU MUSA YAR' ADUA)

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY, BUT THE MAXIMUM WITHDRAWAL IS ONE THOUSAND FIVE
HUNDRED DOLLARS PER DAY.

TO RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS IMMEDIATELY THROUGH THIS WAY, PLEASE CONTACT THE
CARD PAYMENT CENTER WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS FOR THE ACCURACY
CHECK.

1. FULL NAME.
2. ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
3 PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
4. YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5. ATTACH COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION


HOWEVER, KINDLY CONTACT THE BELOW PERSON WHO IS IN POSSITION TO PROCESS
FOR THE RELEASE YOUR ATM PAYMENT CARD.


DR.PATRICK AZIZA DIRECTOR,
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL:atmpayment-card@excite.com

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
$9,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007. ALSO FOR YOUR
INFORMATION, YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER
PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF
CONDUCT,WHICH IS (IN GOD WE TRUST.ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE
WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

REGARDS,

YOURS SINCERELY.


MR. SADIQ ALMAN
{HEAD, ECONOMIC ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT}
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
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MICROSOFT PROMOTION
Microsoft Network
Thames Valley Park
Reading
RG6 1WG
United Kingdom.
www.msn.com.

CONGRATULATIONS! CONGRATULATIONS!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Attn: Sir/Madam,

MSN or Microsoft Network/Corporation is a collection of Internet
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Congratulations once more on your email coupon which was selected among
the 15 lucky prize winners on the draw held on the 30th of August
2007. Your email ID identified with Coupon No.MSN-255409 and was selected
by Electronic Random Selection System (ERSS) with entries from the
50,000 email addresses around the globe enrolled for the Lotto-Wheel E-game.


Batch Number: MSN 2007/UK642-1132/SDN
Coupon Number: MSN-255409
Prize Amount: £1.8 Million (One Million, Eight Hundred Thousand
British Pounds Sterling).

You are required to file claims for your lottery prize winning by
contacting the Lottery Claims Processing Officer with your winning
information provided above before 14 working days.

Lottery Claims Officer:
Name:Nelson Owen
Email:microsoft@microsoftclaim.com
Tel:+447031850214
Fax:+448704792137

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote
your batch and coupon numbers in every one of your correspondences
with your agent. Furthermore, should there be any change of your address,
do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all our staffs on your prize winning,
we hope you will partake in our forth coming Microsoft E-GAMES
Promotion.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs. Carolyn Maria Duval
(Lottery Coordinator)
microsoftagent@indiatimes.com